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Posted By: Dr. Morris Cecil Glalet, Th.D., on host 205.188.197.151
Date: Tuesday, November 23, 1999, at 16:15:48

Hey, Sam, here's a suggestion that would be a huge hassle for you to set up and take an incredible amount of your free time: TV-Show-A-Minute. We could all contribute!

SAILOR MOON
Creator: Hey, I know! Let's see how many drug addicts we can get to write the show!
Twelve-Year-Old Girls: Yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!

SOUTH PARK
All: !*#&@$&#*!!!
(Kenny dies.)

THE X-FILES
Mulder: The truth is out there.
Scully: No, it isn't.
Mulder: (Showing her indisputable proof) Yes it is. See this?
Scully: You're crazy.

ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE
Rocko: Oh my, this certainly is a pickle I have gotten us into.
Spunky: Arf! (Eats toxic object and survives)
Filburt: Careful! Don't do anything dangerous!
Heffer: Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha! Naked. Ha ha ha!

EARLY EDITION
Gary: I'm sorry, I don't have time for meaningful interaction with my friends; I have to go save someone from falling down a manhole.
Marissa: LEt me add a helpful insight, Gary.
Gary: Wow, isn't it amazing how the two separate plots wove into one?
Patrick: Look at me! I have a severe problem with my brain!

BATMAN (The CLASSIC 60's series)
Batman: Look! It's an evil villain played by someone who was once really famous!
Robin: Holy "Blair Witch Project", Batman! They must have doubled our budget this season from $6 to $12!

-Dr. Morris Cecil "I'll add more later, but my computer is having problems and I must restart" "Also I forgot to put the date in my other posts today" Glalet, Th.D.
Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999

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