> Hey, Sam, here's a suggestion that would be a huge hassle for you to set up and take an incredible amount of your free time: TV-Show-A-Minute. We could all contribute!
>
> SAILOR MOON
> Creator: Hey, I know! Let's see how many drug addicts we can get to write the show!
> Twelve-Year-Old Girls: Yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
>
> SOUTH PARK
> All: !*#&@$&#*!!!
> (Kenny dies.)
>
> THE X-FILES
> Mulder: The truth is out there.
> Scully: No, it isn't.
> Mulder: (Showing her indisputable proof) Yes it is. See this?
> Scully: You're crazy.
>
> ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE
> Rocko: Oh my, this certainly is a pickle I have gotten us into.
> Spunky: Arf! (Eats toxic object and survives)
> Filburt: Careful! Don't do anything dangerous!
> Heffer: Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha! Naked. Ha ha ha!
>
> EARLY EDITION
> Gary: I'm sorry, I don't have time for meaningful interaction with my friends; I have to go save someone from falling down a manhole.
> Marissa: LEt me add a helpful insight, Gary.
> Gary: Wow, isn't it amazing how the two separate plots wove into one?
> Patrick: Look at me! I have a severe problem with my brain!
>
> BATMAN (The CLASSIC 60's series)
> Batman: Look! It's an evil villain played by someone who was once really famous!
> Robin: Holy "Blair Witch Project", Batman! They must have doubled our budget this season from $6 to $12!
>
> -Dr. Morris Cecil "I'll add more later, but my computer is having problems and I must restart" "Also I forgot to put the date in my other posts today" Glalet, Th.D.
> Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999

Here are some more.

SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
Fred: Let's take a vacation through this dark locale.
Gang: OK!
Velma: Look! A ghost!
Scooby Doo: Aah!
Shaggy: Aah! Boy, am I hungry.
Daphne: Look! Footprints! Why would a ghost leave footprints?
Viewer: Because it's clearly not a ghost. It's obviously Old Man McGilly.
(Twenty minutes later, in a cheesy trap, they catch the ghost)
Fred: I just pull off the mask, and voila! It's Old Man McGilly!
Velma: Jinkies!
Old Man McGilly: Yeah, I had an evil smuggling operation, and I would've made it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
Scooby Doo: Scoobydoobydoo!

POWER RANGERS:
Pink Power Ranger: Let's beat up bad guys in bad costumes!
Yellow Ranger: OK!
Green Power Ranger: Did she mean we would have bad costumes, or the bad guys would have bad costumes?
Blue Ranger: Both.

FLINTSTONES:
Fred: Let's do something that would enrage our wives, should they find out about it, which they won't.
Barney: OK.
(They do it, and the wives find out, and they are enraged.)
Wilma: Let's plot revenge.
Betty: OK.
(They plot and carry out their revenge, but everyone forgives each other in the end, and life is back to normal.)

I LOVE LUCY
Lucy: Let's do something that would enrage our husbands, should they find out about it, which they won't.
Ethel: OK.
(They do it, and the husbands find out, and they are enraged.)
Ricky: Let's plot revenge.
Fred: OK.
(They plot and carry out their revenge, but everyone forgives each other in the end, and life is back to normal.)

TWEETY
Sylvester: I think I'll go along with my natural instincts and hunt Tweety, because there aren't any birds here, seeing as how I live in a tiny apartment in the city.
Tweety: (After sadistically torturing Sylvester for five minutes straight) Oh, help!
Granny: (Savagely beating Sylvester to a bloody pulp) Stop that!

LOST IN SPACE
Will: My goodness! An alien!
Dr. Smith: Let's destroy it!
John: No, wait. Maybe it's a good alien.
(It isn't, and they almost die)

QUANTUM LEAP
Al: Someone's going to die, Sam!
Sam: I have problems in my life, but I'll set them all aside yet again to save this person.

SLIDERS
Rembrandt: Oh no! Someone's after us!
Maggie: Yes! My, this is an odd world.
(Massive cast changes ensue over the seasons)

PINKY AND THE BRAIN
Brain: Let's try to take over the world!
Pinky: OK. Narf!
(They try and fail miserably after getting so close)

THE ADDAMS FAMILY
Gomez: Honey, I've brought someone to our humble abode.
Someone who came to their humble abode: What a weird family! I'm getting out of here!

COPS
Criminal: I didn't do it!
Narrator: Yes he did.
(Repeat twice and run credits)

BILL NYE
Bill: Education is fun!
Viewer: Liar.

DEXTER'S LABORATORY
Dexter: At last, my wonderful creation which took me three weeks to make and can never be rebuilt again if it is destroyed!
Deedee: Hi, Dexter! (She destroys it)

POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
Popeye: I love you, Olive.
Brutus: Oh yeah? Well, here's something I can do better than he can!
Popeye: Obnoxious show-off just trying to impress the girl! (Eats spinach and gets strong to beat up Brutus, just to impress the girl)

BEWITCHED
Andorra: Well, Darwood, I don't like what you've done!
(She puts a spell on him)
Samantha: Well, I'll just have to undo that spell. (She does)

LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN
Clark: Look out! A bad guy! I have to beat him!
(He does)
Lois: You're Superman?
Clark: Yes. Let's get married!
(They do, and the show gets canceled)

-Dr. Morris Cecil "Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999" Glalet, Th.D.
Tue 23 Nov A.A. 1999