> > > Hey, Sam, here's a suggestion that would be a huge hassle for you to set up and take an incredible amount of your free time: TV-Show-A-Minute. We could all contribute!
> > >
> > > SAILOR MOON
> > > Creator: Hey, I know! Let's see how many drug addicts we can get to write the show!
> > > Twelve-Year-Old Girls: Yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
> > >
> > > SOUTH PARK
> > > All: !*#&@$?*!!!
> > > (Kenny dies.)
> > >
> > > THE X-FILES
> > > Mulder: The truth is out there.
> > > Scully: No, it isn't.
> > > Mulder: (Showing her indisputable proof) Yes it is. See this?
> > > Scully: You're crazy.
> > >
> > > ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE
> > > Rocko: Oh my, this certainly is a pickle I have gotten us into.
> > > Spunky: Arf! (Eats toxic object and survives)
> > > Filburt: Careful! Don't do anything dangerous!
> > > Heffer: Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha! Naked. Ha ha ha!
> > >
> > > EARLY EDITION
> > > Gary: I'm sorry, I don't have time for meaningful interaction with my friends; I have to go save someone from falling down a manhole.
> > > Marissa: LEt me add a helpful insight, Gary.
> > > Gary: Wow, isn't it amazing how the two separate plots wove into one?
> > > Patrick: Look at me! I have a severe problem with my brain!
> > >
> > > BATMAN (The CLASSIC 60's series)
> > > Batman: Look! It's an evil villain played by someone who was once really famous!
> > > Robin: Holy "Blair Witch Project", Batman! They must have doubled our budget this season from $6 to $12!
> > >
> > > -Dr. Morris Cecil "I'll add more later, but my computer is having problems and I must restart" "Also I forgot to put the date in my other posts today" Glalet, Th.D.
> > > Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999
> >
> > Here are some more.
> >
> > SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
> > Fred: Let's take a vacation through this dark locale.
> > Gang: OK!
> > Velma: Look! A ghost!
> > Scooby Doo: Aah!
> > Shaggy: Aah! Boy, am I hungry.
> > Daphne: Look! Footprints! Why would a ghost leave footprints?
> > Viewer: Because it's clearly not a ghost. It's obviously Old Man McGilly.
> > (Twenty minutes later, in a cheesy trap, they catch the ghost)
> > Fred: I just pull off the mask, and voila! It's Old Man McGilly!
> > Velma: Jinkies!
> > Old Man McGilly: Yeah, I had an evil smuggling operation, and I would've made it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
> > Scooby Doo: Scoobydoobydoo!
> >
> > POWER RANGERS:
> > Pink Power Ranger: Let's beat up bad guys in bad costumes!
> > Yellow Ranger: OK!
> > Green Power Ranger: Did she mean we would have bad costumes, or the bad guys would have bad costumes?
> > Blue Ranger: Both.
> >
> > FLINTSTONES:
> > Fred: Let's do something that would enrage our wives, should they find out about it, which they won't.
> > Barney: OK.
> > (They do it, and the wives find out, and they are enraged.)
> > Wilma: Let's plot revenge.
> > Betty: OK.
> > (They plot and carry out their revenge, but everyone forgives each other in the end, and life is back to normal.)
> >
> > I LOVE LUCY
> > Lucy: Let's do something that would enrage our husbands, should they find out about it, which they won't.
> > Ethel: OK.
> > (They do it, and the husbands find out, and they are enraged.)
> > Ricky: Let's plot revenge.
> > Fred: OK.
> > (They plot and carry out their revenge, but everyone forgives each other in the end, and life is back to normal.)
> >
> > TWEETY
> > Sylvester: I think I'll go along with my natural instincts and hunt Tweety, because there aren't any birds here, seeing as how I live in a tiny apartment in the city.
> > Tweety: (After sadistically torturing Sylvester for five minutes straight) Oh, help!
> > Granny: (Savagely beating Sylvester to a bloody pulp) Stop that!
> >
> > LOST IN SPACE
> > Will: My goodness! An alien!
> > Dr. Smith: Let's destroy it!
> > John: No, wait. Maybe it's a good alien.
> > (It isn't, and they almost die)
> >
> > QUANTUM LEAP
> > Al: Someone's going to die, Sam!
> > Sam: I have problems in my life, but I'll set them all aside yet again to save this person.
> >
> > SLIDERS
> > Rembrandt: Oh no! Someone's after us!
> > Maggie: Yes! My, this is an odd world.
> > (Massive cast changes ensue over the seasons)
> >
> > PINKY AND THE BRAIN
> > Brain: Let's try to take over the world!
> > Pinky: OK. Narf!
> > (They try and fail miserably after getting so close)
> >
> > THE ADDAMS FAMILY
> > Gomez: Honey, I've brought someone to our humble abode.
> > Someone who came to their humble abode: What a weird family! I'm getting out of here!
> >
> > COPS
> > Criminal: I didn't do it!
> > Narrator: Yes he did.
> > (Repeat twice and run credits)
> >
> > BILL NYE
> > Bill: Education is fun!
> > Viewer: Liar.
> >
> > DEXTER'S LABORATORY
> > Dexter: At last, my wonderful creation which took me three weeks to make and can never be rebuilt again if it is destroyed!
> > Deedee: Hi, Dexter! (She destroys it)
> >
> > POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
> > Popeye: I love you, Olive.
> > Brutus: Oh yeah? Well, here's something I can do better than he can!
> > Popeye: Obnoxious show-off just trying to impress the girl! (Eats spinach and gets strong to beat up Brutus, just to impress the girl)
> >
> > BEWITCHED
> > Andorra: Well, Darwood, I don't like what you've done!
> > (She puts a spell on him)
> > Samantha: Well, I'll just have to undo that spell. (She does)
> >
> > LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN
> > Clark: Look out! A bad guy! I have to beat him!
> > (He does)
> > Lois: You're Superman?
> > Clark: Yes. Let's get married!
> > (They do, and the show gets canceled)
> >
> > -Dr. Morris Cecil "Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999" Glalet, Th.D.
> > Tue 23 Nov A.A. 1999
>
> Hey, I think you're on to something. That's funny! Could you do Gilligan's Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, M*A*S*H, Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear, or , for a real challenge, The Weather Channel? (Sam, you need to sign this guy up.)
> Howard

Beverly Hillbillies
Jed: Well barbecue my ham hocks; we're millionares! Let's move to Califonia!
(A wacky MISUNDERSTANDING ensues involving the hillbillies not GETTING some aspect of posh LIFESTYLES)
Everyone: Y'all come back now, ya hear?