> > Hey, Sam, here's a suggestion that would be a huge hassle for you to set up and take an incredible amount of your free time: TV-Show-A-Minute. We could all contribute!
> >
> > SAILOR MOON
> > Creator: Hey, I know! Let's see how many drug addicts we can get to write the show!
> > Twelve-Year-Old Girls: Yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
> >
> > SOUTH PARK
> > All: !*#&@$?*!!!
> > (Kenny dies.)
> >
> > THE X-FILES
> > Mulder: The truth is out there.
> > Scully: No, it isn't.
> > Mulder: (Showing her indisputable proof) Yes it is. See this?
> > Scully: You're crazy.
> >
> > ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE
> > Rocko: Oh my, this certainly is a pickle I have gotten us into.
> > Spunky: Arf! (Eats toxic object and survives)
> > Filburt: Careful! Don't do anything dangerous!
> > Heffer: Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha! Naked. Ha ha ha!
> >
> > EARLY EDITION
> > Gary: I'm sorry, I don't have time for meaningful interaction with my friends; I have to go save someone from falling down a manhole.
> > Marissa: LEt me add a helpful insight, Gary.
> > Gary: Wow, isn't it amazing how the two separate plots wove into one?
> > Patrick: Look at me! I have a severe problem with my brain!
> >
> > BATMAN (The CLASSIC 60's series)
> > Batman: Look! It's an evil villain played by someone who was once really famous!
> > Robin: Holy "Blair Witch Project", Batman! They must have doubled our budget this season from $6 to $12!
> >
> > -Dr. Morris Cecil "I'll add more later, but my computer is having problems and I must restart" "Also I forgot to put the date in my other posts today" Glalet, Th.D.
> > Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999
>
> Here are some more.
>
> SCOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
> Fred: Let's take a vacation through this dark locale.
> Gang: OK!
> Velma: Look! A ghost!
> Scooby Doo: Aah!
> Shaggy: Aah! Boy, am I hungry.
> Daphne: Look! Footprints! Why would a ghost leave footprints?
> Viewer: Because it's clearly not a ghost. It's obviously Old Man McGilly.
> (Twenty minutes later, in a cheesy trap, they catch the ghost)
> Fred: I just pull off the mask, and voila! It's Old Man McGilly!
> Velma: Jinkies!
> Old Man McGilly: Yeah, I had an evil smuggling operation, and I would've made it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
> Scooby Doo: Scoobydoobydoo!
>
> POWER RANGERS:
> Pink Power Ranger: Let's beat up bad guys in bad costumes!
> Yellow Ranger: OK!
> Green Power Ranger: Did she mean we would have bad costumes, or the bad guys would have bad costumes?
> Blue Ranger: Both.
>
> FLINTSTONES:
> Fred: Let's do something that would enrage our wives, should they find out about it, which they won't.
> Barney: OK.
> (They do it, and the wives find out, and they are enraged.)
> Wilma: Let's plot revenge.
> Betty: OK.
> (They plot and carry out their revenge, but everyone forgives each other in the end, and life is back to normal.)
>
> I LOVE LUCY
> Lucy: Let's do something that would enrage our husbands, should they find out about it, which they won't.
> Ethel: OK.
> (They do it, and the husbands find out, and they are enraged.)
> Ricky: Let's plot revenge.
> Fred: OK.
> (They plot and carry out their revenge, but everyone forgives each other in the end, and life is back to normal.)
>
> TWEETY
> Sylvester: I think I'll go along with my natural instincts and hunt Tweety, because there aren't any birds here, seeing as how I live in a tiny apartment in the city.
> Tweety: (After sadistically torturing Sylvester for five minutes straight) Oh, help!
> Granny: (Savagely beating Sylvester to a bloody pulp) Stop that!
>
> LOST IN SPACE
> Will: My goodness! An alien!
> Dr. Smith: Let's destroy it!
> John: No, wait. Maybe it's a good alien.
> (It isn't, and they almost die)
>
> QUANTUM LEAP
> Al: Someone's going to die, Sam!
> Sam: I have problems in my life, but I'll set them all aside yet again to save this person.
>
> SLIDERS
> Rembrandt: Oh no! Someone's after us!
> Maggie: Yes! My, this is an odd world.
> (Massive cast changes ensue over the seasons)
>
> PINKY AND THE BRAIN
> Brain: Let's try to take over the world!
> Pinky: OK. Narf!
> (They try and fail miserably after getting so close)
>
> THE ADDAMS FAMILY
> Gomez: Honey, I've brought someone to our humble abode.
> Someone who came to their humble abode: What a weird family! I'm getting out of here!
>
> COPS
> Criminal: I didn't do it!
> Narrator: Yes he did.
> (Repeat twice and run credits)
>
> BILL NYE
> Bill: Education is fun!
> Viewer: Liar.
>
> DEXTER'S LABORATORY
> Dexter: At last, my wonderful creation which took me three weeks to make and can never be rebuilt again if it is destroyed!
> Deedee: Hi, Dexter! (She destroys it)
>
> POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
> Popeye: I love you, Olive.
> Brutus: Oh yeah? Well, here's something I can do better than he can!
> Popeye: Obnoxious show-off just trying to impress the girl! (Eats spinach and gets strong to beat up Brutus, just to impress the girl)
>
> BEWITCHED
> Andorra: Well, Darwood, I don't like what you've done!
> (She puts a spell on him)
> Samantha: Well, I'll just have to undo that spell. (She does)
>
> LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN
> Clark: Look out! A bad guy! I have to beat him!
> (He does)
> Lois: You're Superman?
> Clark: Yes. Let's get married!
> (They do, and the show gets canceled)
>
> -Dr. Morris Cecil "Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999" Glalet, Th.D.
> Tue 23 Nov A.A. 1999

Hey, I think you're on to something. That's funny! Could you do Gilligan's Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, M*A*S*H, Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear, or , for a real challenge, The Weather Channel? (Sam, you need to sign this guy up.)
Howard