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> Hey, I think you're on to something. That's funny! Could you do Gilligan's Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, M*A*S*H, Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear, or , for a real challenge, The Weather Channel? (Sam, you need to sign this guy up.)
> Howard

THE WEATHER CHANNEL

(A METEROLOGIST talks about the weather in all REGIONS of the UNITED STATES for thirty minutes before getting to WHERE YOU LIVE, making you LATE for the BUS.)

-Faux "QUOTE" Pas