EVERY "REALITY TV" SHOW

Narrator: We've isolated a small group of people from society. Let's watch them argue with each other.

(Two IDIOTS get into a SHOUTING MATCH about something INCREDIBLY STUPID.)

Narrator: Idiot #1, you'll have to leave the show. Any parting words?

Idiot #1: I'll always treasure my time isolated from society and have formed some lasting friendships that will last. Idiot #2 is a jerk.

THE END

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THE WEAKEST LINK

Evil Host: What's the capital of Canada, you mindless oaf?

Contestant: Toronto.

Evil Host: No, it's Ottawa. Get off my show, moron.

(CONTESTANT gives the Evil Host a stern LOOK then complains about the OTHER PLAYERS.)

THE END

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JEOPARDY

Contestant: Alex, I'll take Category for Specified Monetary Amount.

(ALEX TREBEK reads a QUESTION disguised as an ANSWER because he doesn't RAISE HIS VOICE at the END.)

Contestant: What is neo-natal psycho-neurophysiology?

Alex: No, I'm sorry, the correct question is "What is -" [LOOKS AT CARD] "neo-natal psycho-neuropharmacology?"

THE END

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-Faux "old threads are fun" Pas