> > > Hey, Sam, here's a suggestion that would be a huge hassle for you to set up and take an incredible amount of your free time: TV-Show-A-Minute. We could all contribute!
> > >
> > > SAILOR MOON
> > > Creator: Hey, I know! Let's see how many drug addicts we can get to write the show!
> > > Twelve-Year-Old Girls: Yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
> > >
> > > SOUTH PARK
> > > All: !*#&@$?*!!!
> > > (Kenny dies.)
> > >
> > > THE X-FILES
> > > Mulder: The truth is out there.
> > > Scully: No, it isn't.
> > > Mulder: (Showing her indisputable proof) Yes it is. See this?
> > > Scully: You're crazy.
> > >
> > > ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE
> > > Rocko: Oh my, this certainly is a pickle I have gotten us into.
> > > Spunky: Arf! (Eats toxic object and survives)
> > > Filburt: Careful! Don't do anything dangerous!
> > > Heffer: Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha! Naked. Ha ha ha!
> > >
> > > EARLY EDITION
> > > Gary: I'm sorry, I don't have time for meaningful interaction with my friends; I have to go save someone from falling down a manhole.
> > > Marissa: LEt me add a helpful insight, Gary.
> > > Gary: Wow, isn't it amazing how the two separate plots wove into one?
> > > Patrick: Look at me! I have a severe problem with my brain!
> > >
> > > BATMAN (The CLASSIC 60's series)
> > > Batman: Look! It's an evil villain played by someone who was once really famous!
> > > Robin: Holy "Blair Witch Project", Batman! They must have doubled our budget this season from $6 to $12!
> > >
> > > -Dr. Morris Cecil "I'll add more later, but my computer is having problems and I must restart" "Also I forgot to put the date in my other posts today" Glalet, Th.D.
> > > Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999
> >
> > LOL! That's great! Lemme see if I can think of some...
> >
> > -M"to be continued..."el
>
> Okay, here's some:
>
> Friends:
> a twentysomething female: As if!
> a twentysomething male: Hey guys, let's all sleep together in a different combination than last week!
> a twentysomething female: Whatevever!
> a hollwood exec: These people should really be in movies...
>
> Frasier:
> Frasier Crane: I'm pretentious and a failure in my marriage.
> Niles Crane: I'm neurotic and a failure in my marriage.
> Martin: Cheer up guys, there's nothing a little ice fishing won't fix.
> *Eddie does something cute*
>
> Pinky and the Brain:
> The Brain: I want to rule the world!
> Pinky:Zoink!
> The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
> Pinky: Well I think so, Brain. But what if the ferrets won't eat the chopsticks?
>
> -Mel

Lexx-a-Minute ... I know nobody but me has ever seen it, so I'm safe from criticism :-)

Xev: Hey, there's a planet. Let's go and see if there are any handsome male babes on it.
Stan: No, we'll narrowly escape certain death like always. Oh all right then.
Kai: I'll come too so I can look impassive, get my head cut off a few times, and then save everybody at the last minute.
790: blah blah blah, I love you Xev, blah blah blah, drivel, lust, even more drivel. I love you Xev.
(They go to the planet and narrowly escape certain death.)
All: Well, that *was* a lucky escape.
(Stan commands the Lexx to blow up the planet, just because.)