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#291

  • What's the best time to go to the dentist?
  • At toothhurty.

#292

  • What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?
  • Straight talk.

#293

  • What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?
  • I'm sari.

#294

  • Where do bees go on their day off?
  • To the wax museum.

#295

  • What was the picture sent to jail?
  • It was framed.

#296

  • Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
  • Behind the plate.

#297

  • Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?
  • Because he was a gold fish.

#298

  • Why did the girl fall off the swing?
  • Because someone threw a piano at her.

#299

  • What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?
  • Wet feet.

#300

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
  • A stick.