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#261

  • What do you get when you take a gourd and divide its circumference by its diameter?
  • Pumpkin pi.

#262

  • What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
  • Cow pi.

#263

  • What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
  • Moon pi.

#264

  • What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?
  • Eskimo pi.

#265

  • What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
  • Pi in the sky.

#266

  • Why is everyone afraid of seven?
  • Because seven eight nine!

#267

  • What do you call a starving parrot?
  • A polynomial!

#268

  • What do you call a parrot that flew away?
  • A polygon!

#269

A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, "The yolk's on you!"

#270

You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you? It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen. And the widest, too.