#1

• Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
• They're making headlines!

#2

• Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
• She wanted to be a nurse.

#3

• When is a school paper not a school paper?
• When it's turned into the teacher.

#4

• What do flies wear on their feet?
• Shoos.

#5

• What's Mary short for?
• She's got no legs.

#6

• What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
• A tuba toothpaste.

#7

• Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
• Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

#8

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

#9

• Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
• If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

#10

• What do you say when a dog runs away?
• Dog-gone!