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#841

  • How do you have a party in outer space?
  • You plan-et.

#842

  • If two collars had a race, how would it end?
  • In a tie.

#843

  • Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?
  • Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

#844

  • What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?
  • Iceberg.

#845

  • What do you call four matadors in quicksand?
  • Quatro sinko.

#846

  • Why do pigs make good spies?
  • They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

#847

  • What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a plate?
  • A tyrannosaucer.

#848

  • What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
  • "Do you smell carrot?"

#849

  • What do you call an earthquake fault?
  • A topographical error.

#850

  • What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?
  • Oh-lay!