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#831

  • What does a king do when he burps?
  • He issues a royal pardon.

#832

  • What happens when two snails fight?
  • They slug it out.

#833

  • What is hail?
  • Hard-boiled rain.

#834

  • What's the strongest bird?
  • A crane.

#835

  • What insect is good at math?
  • An account-ant.

#836

  • What wobbles as it flies?
  • A jelly-copter.

#837

  • How did the artist paint a picture?
  • Easel-y.

#838

  • How did the ghost patch his sheet?
  • With a pumpkin patch.

#839

  • How do French poodles greet each other?
  • Bone-jour.

#840

  • How do you catch a squirrel?
  • Climb in a tree and act like a nut.