#761

• What do fish say when they hit a wall?
• Damn!

#762

• Why don't blind people like to skydive?
• It scares the heck out of the dogs.

#763

• What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
• Bison!

#764

• April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?
• Pilgrims.

#765

• What do they use frozen band-aids for?
• Cold cuts.

#766

• What did one hat say to the other hat?
• You stay here. I'll go on a head.

#767

• What time do kids need naps?
• At whine o'clock.

#768

• Why was the willow weeping?
• He was unpoplar.

#769

• Why are horses poor dancers?
• They have two left feet.

#770

• Why do dogs chase their tails?
• They want to make ends meet.