#731

• What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
• My pop is bigger than your pop.

#732

• Why did the sheep jump into the lake?
• He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

#733

• Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
• He wanted to see time fly.

#734

• Why did the man jump off the Empire State Building?
• He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.

#735

• Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?
• Because from a distance they looked like hares.

#736

• What did the outlet say to the cord?
• Socket to me, baby.

#737

• I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry.
• Good heavens! Does it hurt?
• Only when I wind it.

#738

• Why was the blood donation unsuccessful?
• Because it was all in vein.

#739

• What did the big phone say to the little phone?
• You're too young to get engaged.

#740

• What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?
• An Apple turnover.