#591

• Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?
• Because its leaves rustled.

#592

• What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?
• Help! My pocket's been picked!

#593

• Why are farmers cruel?
• They pull corn by the ears.

#594

• What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?
• A camera that takes pictures of itself.

#595

• Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?
• Because she didn't want to go.

#596

• What holds the moon up?
• Moonbeams.

#597

• What did one angel say to the other?
• "Halo."

#598

• What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?
• A counter spy.

#599

• What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?
• You pop up all night.

#600

• How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
• If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.