#571

Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!

#572

• What do you call death by pig stampede?
• Sooey-cide.

#573

• Why do you look out the window in the morning?
• Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

#574

• Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof?
• He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class.

#575

• Who is always your friend at school?
• Your princi-pal.

#576

At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, "I've lost my faculties!"

#577

• Why don't sharks eat clowns?
• Because they taste funny.

#578

• What kind of bar do fish go to?
• A sand bar.

#579

• My dog has no nose.
• That's terrible! How does he smell?
• Awful.

#580

• What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?
• He gobbles up.