> > > I think I know a publicity stunt when I see one, but I'm still curious about the "it" they keep talking about on ABC's Good Morning America show.
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> > Patent searches are fun.
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> > -Faux "finder of things" Pas
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> I read about this patent being fingered as "IT", but someone at Ars Technica helpfully pointed out that the patent is for a product already released. It therefore can't be the tightly-guarded "IT" -- of whom only prototypes currently exist, so far as we know. But it wouldn't be surprising if the "real IT" is some sort of similar personal transportation device.
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> Iss "refuter of things" achar

'IT' is a ruse being purpetuated by the Bavarian Illuminati, the Gnomes of Zurich, the Pentagon, Aliens from Sirus, Shrodinger's Cat, The Knights Templar, The Freemasons, the Mafia, the reanimated corpse of Nixon, and the makers of SPAM, the purpose of which is unclear. Be paranoid, be very paranoid.

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