#71

• Where do cows go on Friday nights?
• To the moovies.

#72

• Knock knock.
• Who's there?
• Soup.
• Soup who?
• Souperman!

#73

• Why did the girl spray her clock?
• It was full of ticks.

#74

• Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
• Because of its bark.

#75

• Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?
• At the calf-eteria.

#76

• What do you call a deer with no eyes?
• No eye deer.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
• Still no eye deer.

#77

• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
• Fsh.

#78

• Why did the man put cheese on his computer?
• He wanted to feed the mouse.

#79

• What do you call joke told by a duck?
• A wise quack.

#80

• How do you make soup gold?
• You put in fourteen carrots.