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#481

  • Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?
  • Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

#482

  • What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
  • Hailing taxis.

#483

  • There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left?
  • 66.

#484

  • What's a three-season bed?
  • A bed without a spring.

#485

  • Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?
  • On a clothes lion.

#486

  • When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?
  • At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

#487

  • Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names?
  • Hot and Cold.

#488

  • Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?
  • He wanted to see stars during the day.

#489

  • Why did the farmer feed his cows money?
  • He wanted rich milk.

#490

  • Why did the farmer use a steam roller?
  • He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.