#151

• Have you heard the one about the witch's broom?
• It's sweeping the valley.

(That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.)

#152

• Why did the apple cry?
• Its peelings were hurt.

#153

• What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
• Nothing. He just let out a little wine.

#154

• What did the left eye say to the right eye?
• Just between you and me, something smells down there.

#155

• What do you call the history of a car?
• An autobiography.

#156

• What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?
• A chairy.

#157

• What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
• A pool table.

#158

• What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
• Wheeeeee!

#159

• What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
• If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

#160

A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership.