> I don't know about going overboard, but I wouldn't mind tying him to our mast to be tortured by the Sirens' Song while we row on, with bee's wax in our ears, oblivious to all that is around us. And no matter how vexed he may become, we *will not* release him from his office.
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> Drac "How d'ya like 'em apples?" imas

Hey, what's all this? First Dracimas is saying he'll "always be my forever friend" or something like that, now he wants to tie me up and torture me?
Number one, the Sirens' Song was not torturous, it was so great that everybody who heard it tried to land on the Sirens' rock and thus got eaten or whatever it was they did.
Number two, people usually only put beeswax in their ears when I practice the bagpipes. Actually, tying me up and torturing me has been proposed in that situation too. This also seems to apply whenever I try to make jokes.
Number three, I don't actually know all *that* much about duct tape, and I'm not sure what the Canadian border has to do with anything. Never mind though, RinkWorks has spoken and I must obey.

Brunnen-"glad I haven't got a picture of my boat on the web or even more of you would start hitting on me"G