> > > > Hello, I`m a newbie, and that`s about all I have to say.. deep, eh?
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> > > > TiGeRa87
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> > > We seem to have had a lot of new people in the last few days - Marvin, Fawcett, and now TiGeRa87! Hello and welcome to every one of you. As you can see, this is an extremely serious and rational forum and we would appreciate it if you keep that in mind.
> > > Any of you newbies who would like to be Supreme Dictator and Evil Overlord of the Forum should apply to Stephen, the current title holder. He'll add you to the schedule for termination just as soon as he can. We have had a bit of a surplus of Evil Overlords lately so I just thought I'd point that out to all you new people.
> > > Also, you're not allowed to criticise Spider-Boy for his spelling. Because I said so, that's why. If you want someone to criticise, that's what Byron is for.
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> > > Brunnen-"So why is an undead assassin greeting everybody nicely? ...I just thought I should try to be more of a people person"G
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> > And you did such a good job that I feel you should be our new PR person. So with the power vested in me by absoultely No One, for the greater good (or Evil as the case may be) of RinkWorks, I hereby promote thee to such office with all the crap entitled you thereby.
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> Heh. Originally I wast thinking that thee, Dracimas, wouldst do well as "Guardian of the Silver Chalice of Greeting, and Keeper of the Most Rubber Mat of Welcome." But you've already gone off and made Brunnen-G the designated Driver for our Hall of new adventurers. So be it; if he so desires. I cannot think of anyone more competent and more majestically brave, to sail the seven stormy seas of RinkWorks whilst all the rest of us go merrily overboard... Three sheets to the headwind. And of course, Brunnen-G's presumably awesome knowledge of duct tape trivia helps, too.

I don't know about going overboard, but I wouldn't mind tying him to our mast to be tortured by the Sirens' Song while we row on, with bee's wax in our ears, oblivious to all that is around us. And no matter how vexed he may become, we *will not* release him from his office.

Drac "How d'ya like 'em apples?" imas