Our IT folks used to get a lot of calls asking where the "any" key was (very common, I guess), so our IT head changed the text on the system to read "Press a key to continue." After all, there in an "a" key.

Regards,

Tyler

p.s. - I love the Computer Stupidities, but I wonder a bit about the ones I don't understand. Perhaps someone out there is getting a good laugh off of me. *grin*