I'm working in an office for some great people
for spring break. Even so, they are a bit odd at
times, particularly the one for whom I do the
most work. Here's a task she seriously asked
me to perform today while I waited a couple
minutes for her to finish with the computer on
which I had my work:

"Please check those papers to see if the
white-out is dry yet, and if it's not, blow on it."

This still cracks me up.

Anyone else?

Dagmar (and yes, I did it)