From Dans une galaxie près de chez vous :

Valence : "(The old doctor) was an horrible practician. She sucked as a psychologist. She couldn't operate worth ****. (Holds up anastesia bottle) But she was a **** fine anesthesist. (Slams patient with the bottle)."

There's also from the translated version of the Simpson (The Québec one. The French one... That's a whole different rant. And arg.)

Lisa : Ah! Only a person in a million would find that funny!

Finks : Yes, that's what we call the Pierre Légaré ratio.

Or, from La petite vie (A trove of quotes in itself) :

Caro : "I don't have parental problems. My parents have a problem."

Oh, and the one that was just on Le grand blond avec un show surnois :

"The minister of defense announced that there would now be undercover RCMP agents aboard canadian flights. How to tell them from the mass? Well, here's a tip : If your neighbor ask you to help them fit a horse under their seat..."

There's also the "Technical Manual" quotes section. Such as the CPS training manual, chapter 1 :

"Before the anchor is cast, it is imperative to check that the line is tied to both the boat, and the anchor."

Or, in the emergency situation chapter (12, I think) in the section about man overboard situations :

The best advice in these situations is to (Underlined, bold faced text)NOT FALL IN THE WATER.

Emphasis not mine. Jee.

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