> Peanut butter and jelly should never be in the same jar.

I think I've had that once, and it wasn't bad.

> The following are not breakfast foods: pie. steak.

Well... I haven't had it, but...

> Apple cider should never come in plastic milk jugs.

Or, at least, the milk jug should be sanitized first...

> It is perfectly acceptable to drink Coca-Cola for breakfast.

True.

> No two restaurants agree on what "medium rare" means.

Which is why I always have mine well done.

> Apple butter on freshly baked bread is very very nice.

Mmmmmm...

> Cold pizza for breakfast isn't as disgusting as it sounds.

What? Pizza PIE for breakfast? :)

> Little Debbie snack cakes should cost $47 a box so I won't buy them and eat them.

LOL

> There's a conspiracy afoot to put caramel in all the candy bars I like.

Well, *I'd* like that, but you may not.

> Chicken Cordon Blue is incredibly easy to make and really impresses whomever you make it for.

Chicken Cordon *Bleu*, however, is very difficult, and yet looks like you just threw it together. ;-) Kidding!

> -Faux "I think I'll eat another Reese's Mini Peanut Butter Cup. *ack* Caramel!" Pas

Nyper"Mmmm... sounds good..."old