Well, I went to the cardiologist, and we did some tests that ran about $1500 total. Seems my heart is fine, and the local medical clinic I went to to check me out the first time is full of FOOLS. They're the ones who told me to rush into the ER the next time I had another chest pain. So, I was given a heart ultrasound by some lady, and I thought I felt an electric shock, but that's me. Anyway, then I went to an actual cardiologist, he was cool, and he had a Norwegian accent. "Eef you dezcriped zee pain diverentlee, eet may 'ave beeen a wiral invection." Seems the pain stems from my lungs, and it's nothing to worry about in someone so young. "Zee lungs are like a bungh off grapes, an vvhen vone does not feel up correctlee, a pain eez produzed."

Still didn't get rid of my pain, but funny nonetheless.

Now I can play DDR all I want! And..mow the lawn. Gotta take the good with the bad.

-zK

I didn't get a lollipop. The guy had them RIGHT THERE. :-(