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Re: a-HEM... uh-HUH.
Posted By: Chris, on host
Date: Monday, September 27, 1999, at 21:43:29
In Reply To: Re: a-HEM... uh-HUH. posted by Byron on Monday, September 27, 1999, at 19:56:14:

> Whenever I get a class that's way too easy, I have to ask myself, "Am I a genius, or is this class just NOT preparing me for college as well as it should?"
> By-"oh well"-ron

Or both. But it depends on how you look at it. Most slugs can be made to look like genii (?) in those classes. So, if genious is comparative, consider the 'both' option.

Chr"we will now review counting on our fingers. I know you *think* you know how to do it. lemme guess [holds up left hand, begins counting]. Right? [nodding mixed with sounds of heads banging on walls-- and you wonder how I got this way] Ah hah! Watch [repeats procedure on right hand] See? It's so much easier! (student): but, then, what about writing, for those of us that are righties? (teacher): It doesn't matter. See? [proceeds to swallow a lighted cigarette] It's the same either way. (older student): Gasp! I get it! You're right Mr. [fifth hour teacher]! it *is* easier! (teacher): Very good! You get a gold star! the rest of you will be subject to my questionable humor, and some of you who I don't like will be the butt of every joke I can think of and held responsible for all of my mistakes"is

Then there's always the time he told us that "the one is silent,"

It's getting later... can you tell?

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