> And it even has a little metal hook hanger thingey jigger that wasn't mentioned. This is a must have! In todays socio-economic climate, there are no real certainties. But this... THIS is what dreams are made of. THIS my friends is why I get up in the morning. Just the thought of being able to own such a masterfully crafted piece of americana makes my heart sing. How could anyone NOT be overcome with feelings of elation when presented with such a prize? Please... PLEASE pick my acronym. I MUST have the suction cup!

Sounds like *somebody* needs a pair of official RinkWorks diapers. ;-}