> > > > Don't worry about it; dumber things have been done. Not by *me,* of course
> > >
> > > Good ol' Darien. I can always rely on you to say something that keeps me laughing all day.
> >
> > Aww, come on - you're just saying that.
> >
>
> You two aren't trying to win that bathmat, are you?

Darn it! He's on to us! Sam never said common-law marriage doesn't count, so I think we'd be just fine, that you very much.