> I've gotten used to putting my keys in the same pocket of my bag every time and attaching fifty keychains to them (one of which is a fully functional magnetic miniature Scrabble board), because this has happened far too often.

I read once (in Reader's Digest, actually, which my father used to subscribe to many years ago, and I always read the joke pages, and sometimes the shorter of the stories, if they looked interesting) that "A keychain is a smart little thing that makes it possible to lose many keys at once".

Trav"and I also read that 'a perforation is a row of holes that is stronger than the surrounding paper'"holt