> > Decaf Coke Light: Now there's a pointless drink! Carbonated, artificially colored, sweetened and flavored water. No caffeine, no sugar, nothing! Just a bunch of mysterious chemical substances which in larger quanta probably would kill you.
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> > Do they still make that in the US? It was sold here some years ago, but I think they took it off the market.
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> Oh yes, it's still here. Caffeine free diet Coke. I know precious little about its chemical content, except that it can't be left out in the sun, because something in it will break down.

"It will break down"? The sweetener turns in to frikkin' ARSENIC! I'll say that's breaking down!

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