> Decaf Coke Light: Now there's a pointless drink! Carbonated, artificially colored, sweetened and flavored water. No caffeine, no sugar, nothing! Just a bunch of mysterious chemical substances which in larger quanta probably would kill you.
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> Do they still make that in the US? It was sold here some years ago, but I think they took it off the market.

Oh yes, it's still here. Caffeine free diet Coke. I know precious little about its chemical content, except that it can't be left out in the sun, because something in it will break down.