It was only recently that I noticed one alarming thing - Hollywood thinks that English actors make excellent enemies! It's true! I point to "Gone in 60 Seconds," the "Star Wars" series, even "The Lion King" - Scar was voiced by Jeremy Irons. Why is this? I have come to a couple of conclusions...

1. Coincidence
2. The accent seems to go with enemies
3. An international conspiracy that aims to undermine British culture and values exists and has been attacking us for years.

OK, number 3 is either stupid, or paranoid, or both. But what is it that makes the accent so evil? Any views would be appreciated.

Phil "conspiracy theories are my speciality as well as stupidly long nicknames" bee