> I don't know. All I can grow is peach fuzz and it would require an electron miscroscope to determine what direction it's growing in.
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> Gri"hairless orc"shny

Based on the hypothesis put forward with Kelly's hurricane pattern, I suspect that even your peach fuzz could show the hurricane effect. I suggest that you grow your fuzz below your chin on the right. You may continue to shave the rest of your face, so as not to be distracted. If necessary, I will obtain an electron microscope to examine the pattern once you have grown sufficent fuzz.

Don "Seeking lab orcs and funds for the purchase of an electron microscope" Monkey