> > > I don't know. All I can grow is peach fuzz and it would require an electron miscroscope to determine what direction it's growing in.
> > >
> > > Gri"hairless orc"shny

> > Don "Seeking lab orcs and funds for the purchase of an electron microscope" Monkey
>
> NO WAY, PAL! This orc is NO ONE'S Guinea Pig.
>
> Gri"unless you happen to have a cool million dollars for me"shny

I always find it cool trying to imagine an Orc's visual expression.

It's always struck me that 'Watto' (in The Phantom Menace) has facial features that fit my conception of what an Orc would look like. He's the guy who's the flying Toydarian junk dealer, like a greedy hummingbird on steroids. All right, fine, so Orcs don't have wings or prehensile noses. But aside from that -- he's got all the scratchy bearded stubble, the leather-bound squat posture, and all the surly attitude that one could ever desire in an Orc, right?