> I have to go to Knoxville and get my wife a birthday present. It's next week. Our anniversary was last week and Christmas the week before. I'm clear out of ideas, but I missed the anniversary so the birthday is do or die. If you don't hear from me again after Jan. 9, call 911. I've been murdered.
> How"please tell me Valentines day is in August"ard

You haven't given me much to go on. Hmmm. Let me think for a moment.

Does WMM like to read? You could get her a gift certificate to one of the big book chains like Borders, Barnes & Nobles, Books-A-Million, etc. Does she like sweets? You could get her a box of chocolates, or one of those little cars filled with Jelly Bellies. Does she like to cook? You could get her a new kitchen tool or appliance, or maybe just a new and interesting cook book. Maybe she'd like a new dress, or coat, or hat, or purse? I don't know.

Valentines day is in August.

Gri"...shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; and they shall turn away their ears from the truth... 2 Timothy 4:3-4"shny