> > > > > Has anyone considered ultra-condensing their entire life? I'd do mine, but you'd probably fall asleep...
> > > > >
> > > > > Does anyone else want to try?
> > > >
> > > > I was born, I did a bunch of stuff, moved around WAY more than I would have liked. Earned Eagle Scout. Read over 1,000+ comic books. I'm now at college. Never had a girl friend or a real date for that matter. Not dead yet.
> > > >
> > > > Speed'thataboutsumsitup,inunder50wordstoo'ball
> > >
> > > I was BORN. I went to school. Made some friends. I moved to DUGWAY. I got a puppy. And a roommate. And her animals. Now live in a ZOO! Also not dead yet.
> > >
> > > Ti'how depressing'cia
> >
> > I was BORN. I aged. Found RinkWorks. Changed name many times. got cold. Technically not dead yet, but feels like it.
> >
> > Shadow"Oi"Clerk
>
> Well... I sat around wasting my time for eighteen years, and then I met Minamoon.

(Once upon a time, I am born. Then I turn four and have a lot of fun. Then I go to elementary school, and all of my teachers except first grade are wonderful. Then I go to middle school, which is a big change in my lifestyle and I'm glad it's over. Then I go to high school.)

ERIC: Hey, Halla, you rule.

HALLA: Thanks. You rule, too.

ERIC: Thanks.

(Then I do some writing. Lots of writing.)

ERIC: Boy, this is one weird relationship we have between us, isn't it?

HALLA: It sure is.

(Throughout the entire production, I am constantly plagued by stupid things I say and what I should have said. I also spend a lot of the time writing.)

-eric "I like to write, and I like to talk with Halla" sleator
Sat 29 Jan A.D. 2000