> > > > Has anyone considered ultra-condensing their entire life? I'd do mine, but you'd probably fall asleep...
> > > >
> > > > Does anyone else want to try?
> > >
> > > I was born, I did a bunch of stuff, moved around WAY more than I would have liked. Earned Eagle Scout. Read over 1,000+ comic books. I'm now at college. Never had a girl friend or a real date for that matter. Not dead yet.
> > >
> > > Speed'thataboutsumsitup,inunder50wordstoo'ball
> >
> > I was BORN. I went to school. Made some friends. I moved to DUGWAY. I got a puppy. And a roommate. And her animals. Now live in a ZOO! Also not dead yet.
> >
> > Ti'how depressing'cia
>
> I was BORN. I aged. Found RinkWorks. Changed name many times. got cold. Technically not dead yet, but feels like it.
>
> Shadow"Oi"Clerk

Well... I sat around wasting my time for eighteen years, and then I met Minamoon.