Over the last few days, I've been asked numorous times for this play. For those of you who don't know, I was rather bored and alone in the rinkworks chatroom on Monday January 21, 2000. As a result, I decided to go and create a little play about MacBeth. Unfortunatly, I didn't read the play or had the book with me, so I had to ad lib the entire thing, of which most of it is wrong (like MacBeth suiciding instead of MacDuff killing him), however it still manages to be fairly amusing...to me, anyway. Since I can only put text here, I added a lot of space between some events, as well as fixed a bit of spelling. Hope you like it!
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Kaz has entered.

Kaz: ahh, no one here!
Kaz: Ok, time for that silly litte MacBeth play.....wait, I don't have the book with me!
Kaz: drat!
Kaz: Oh well, I'll see what I can remember....
Kaz: First, I need some of the other characters.
Kaz: Ok people, places everyone, places
Kaz: The show's about to start.

* Kaz Tragedy of MacBeth - Act 1 - Scene 1 (Something about a ton of lightning and thunder

Kaz: DOH!
Kaz: Ok, I'll try that again

* The Tragedy of Macbeth - Act 1 - Scene 1 (There's thunder and lighning everywhere.) Enter, 3 wiches

* The director taps his foot impatiantly

Kaz: Witches!!!! That was your que!!! Get over here NOW!!!

Witch_1 has entered.
Witch_2 has entered.
Witch_3 has entered.

Witch_1: Sorry we're late
Kaz: Yeah, just do your lines! we don't have all day you know!
Witch_1: Oh, ok. Ahem. So, when shall the tree of us meet again?
Witch_1: In rain, thunder, snow, clouds, avert hail condition, or during other Acts of God?
Kaz: That's 'Three' not 'Tree' Witch_1. Remember that for next time! Continue...
Witch_2: We will meet again when everything is done
Witch_2: When the battle's lost an won
Witch_3: Ok, sure, sounds good to me! Uhh....that makes no sense though. Does Thursday next week sound good to all of you?
All: Uhh....sure
Witch_1: And I'll bring the beer!
Witch_2: Ok, ok, let's part for now and do evil things to MacBeth like make him kill his best friend and stuff.

* The 3 witches exit

Witch_3: I feel jipped here. Only one line.
Kaz: Would you all SHUT UP and leave!! We have to continue the play here!
All: Sorry

Witch_1 has left.
Witch_2 has left.
Witch_3 has left.

* The Tragety of MacBeth - Act 2 - Scene whatever. Enter MacBeth and 3 witches

Witch_1 has entered.
Witch_2 has entered.
Witch_3 has entered.

Witch_1: I don't get it. We have to leave and then right after that we enter. What is this?
Kaz: It's for EFFECT people, EFFECT!!!!! Where is MacBeth!! I can't work with all this imbiciles!!!

MacBeth has entered.
Jommeke has entered.

MacBeth: Well, if you want you can quite and we'll all leave now.
Kaz: Look, that's not what I meant and you know it! Just get on with the play, would you?
MacBeth: Oh, OK

* MacBeth is reading in his study

* Witch_1 appears in a flash of light
* Witch_2 appears in a flash of light
* Witch_3 appears in a flash of light

Jommeke has left.

MacBeth: Hey! What are you three doing here? This is MY PRIVATE STUDY!!!!
MacBeth: Look, you even scared away my assistant Jommeke!
All Witches: Sorry
Witch_1: Anyway, we came to tell you stuff
Witch_2: Yes, you have to kill your best friend
Witch_3: And then you can be King
MacBeth: WHAT????
MacBeth: I am confused. what's going on here?
Witch_1: Look, you have to kill your best friend in order to become king.
Witch_2: Yes....he's actually....umm...trying to....uhh...
Witch_2: I'll think of something...uhh....
Witch_3: He's trying to kill you!
Witch_2: Yeah, that's it! Good job #3!
MacBeth: Oh OK. This all makes perfect sense to me now!

* The Tragedy of MacBeth - Some Act - The scene isn't really important here...actually it is but I don't remember it

* MacBeth KILLS his best friend who he didn't even know the name of
MacBeth: There. Now I can be king

* The Tragedy of MacBeth - The Act after the last one - Scene....uhhh...oh, what the heck, it's back in his study.

MacBeth: Hey! How'd I get here?
Witch_1: It's not important
Witch_2: The important thing is you killed your best friend
Witch_3: and now we can do some mean and nasty stuff to you
MacBeth: HEY! That wan't the deal we had!
Witch_3: Well that is just your problem!
MacBeth: You said I would be King!
Witch_3: So we did, so we did. What do you think #1?
Witch_1: Fine. Let him be King. We have what we want.
Witch_1: I don't know what it is that we want exactly, but we do have it!
Witch_2: Ok MacBeth, here's a crown. I made it myself out of aluminum foil. I hope you like it.
MacBeth: Yay! Now I'm King!!

* The Tragedy of MacBeth - Act 'really close to the end' - Scene - in a castle

MacBeth: Two years now and I'm getting really bored of this. I mean REALLY bored. This is stupid.
* MacBeth suddenly has a realization!
MacBeth: I killed my best friend and this really sucks! It's all those witches fault!
MacBeth: I'll show them! I will kill myself! HAHAHAHA!!! I know what i'm doing!

* MacBeth KILLS himself
* The play is tragic because of this for some reason

MacBeth: Is that the end of the scene?
MacBeth: Yeah, guess so. I guess I can leave now.
MacBeth: Wait....I'm dead.

* MacBeth falls back over
* MacBeth sticks out his tounge to look really dead
* MacBeth spays on the Ketchup

Kaz: Oh come on! We got to clear up for the next scene!
MacBeth: Oh, yes, of course. Terrribly sorry. I can't think straight when I'm dead. Ok, buh bye.

MacBeth has left.

* The Tragedy of MacBeth - Final Act - Scene is the same one as the one at the beginning. Enter 3 Witches

Witch_1: Hate to tell you this, but we never left after the second scene. We kinda forgot
Kaz: Oh for heavens sake! Just say your lines and stop blabbering!
Witch_1: I am not blabbering!
Kaz: Yes you are!
Witch_1: No I'm not!
Kaz: Yes you are!
Witch_1: No I'm not!

* The Director and the actors have an epic struggle and in the end, Witch_1 dies and Kaz, bald.
* Witch_1 has died

Kaz: NOW can we continue?
Witch_2: Ummm....actually, you just killed our primary actor.
Kaz: ...good point. Don't worry, I can fix it!

* Kaz heals Witch_1 by some really wierd method
* Witch_1 is now semi-alive

Kaz: Ok, now that that ordeal is over with, just say your lines!
Witch_1: *grumble* fine. Ahem. So, sisters, we meet again
Witch_2: Uhh...yeah. We were supposed to meet over 100 thursdays ago. What was the holdup?
Witch_1: MacBeth had trouble dying.
Witch_2: Ohhh.
Witch_3: So, where's the beer?
Witch_1: I've got it right here.....
Witch_3: BEER!!! *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug*

* Witch_3 falls over drunk

Kaz: Ok, that WASN'T supposed to happen!
Witch_1: Yeah, and you weren't supposed to kill me either
Witch_2: ...Let's just finish the play. They we can all kill each other LATER
Witch_1: Good plan.
Witch_1: Ahem. We have eliminated MacBeth and all that stuff and so you can easily see that this play was very tragic. The end
Kaz: Oh yes, that was a nice ending. Anyway, good show everyone, good show (NOT!)
Kaz: ...and I vow to make a better one SOMEDAY!!!!

* The curtain attemps to close, but gets caught halfway down
Kaz: Oh for the love of...
* Kaz pulls the curtain down the rest of the way

Kaz: This must be the Monday after stupid day. I never sould get the hang of Mondays.
Witch_1: Yeah yeah yeah, we were going to have a battle Royal, remember?
Kaz: Ohh yeah.....

* All the people left engage in an epic stuggle of might and magic, where all the witches die and Kaz is mortally wounded. It's very Anticlimatic.

Mousie has entered.

Witch_1: Well that sucked
Witch_2: yes, I agree

Witch_3 has left.
Witch_2 has left.
Witch_1 has left.

Kaz: Hi mousie. You just missed my really bad play
Mousie: I see that. Don't let me interrupt.

Mousie has left.

Kaz: ....aww man!
Kaz: I didn't think it was THAT bad

Witch_1 has entered.

Witch_1: It was so that bad!
Kaz: Hey! I don't remember inviting you here!
Kaz: In fact, you were dead!
Witch_1: Yeah, and you were mortally wounded. Look, things happen, people heal fast nowadays.
Kaz: oh
Kaz: You really don't think that it was THAT bad do you?
Witch_1: Yes I do. That was the most horrible play I ever had the misfortune of being in.
Kaz: Now don't try and pull that on me! This was the ONLY play that you were ever in!
Witch_1: Yes, but that's BESIDE the point. You're only doing this to waste time that you should be spending studying for your English final exam this afternoon
Kaz: Good point. I don't feel like doing that yet though....and you're starting to get slightly annoying.

[Rinkchat] Witch_1 has been kicked from the chatroom by Kaz

Witch_1 has left.

Kaz: That was fun
Kaz: Now how shall I waste time?
Kaz: I know!
Kaz: MacBeth!!!

MacBeth has entered.

MacBeth: You rang? You do realize I'm still dead, right?
Kaz: Oh yeah, I forgot about that part. You'd better lie down then.
MacBeth: I have no problem with that!

MacBeth has left.

Kaz: *sigh*

Witch_1 has entered.

Witch_1: You do realize that that play plus this lengthy talk about it is so horrible that Sam'll never put it on the transcript archives, unless he puts it under something like "Stupid Day continues onto monday"!
Kaz: ....I thought I banned you!
Witch_1: Yeah right. You're not even an OP!

[Rinkchat] Witch_1 has been BANNED by Kaz

Witch_1 has left.
Stupid_Day has entered.

Kaz: There. Just goes to prove that Stupid Day can be celebrated any day of the year!
Stupid_Day: Duh......where am I?
Stupid_Day: Maybe If I unplug this thingly and plug it into that thingy so that my computer is connected to my toase....ZZZZZZP!

Stupid_Day has left.

Kaz: ....Well, I'm sure that the above has GOT to make up for everything that I missed on Stupid Day
Kaz: Speaking of which, I still can't believe that I missed the majority of the last 4 transcipt achives by about 3 lines each time
Kaz: I left just before The Sting part 2
Kaz: I entered just after the end of "Who wants to be a millionaire"
Kaz: I missed some of the best Stupid Day stuff
Kaz: And with my luck, the above isn't being saved and no one will ever know about it but me :-(
Kaz: oh well
Kaz: Buh bye chat room, see during prime time today!

Kaz has left.
Witch_1 has entered.

Witch_1: BWAHAHAHA! The chat room is MINE! ALL MINE! AND NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!

[Rinkchat] Witch_1 has been re-banned by Kaz, even though Kaz isn't around

Witch_1: Doh!

Witch_1 has left.
Kaz has entered.

(At about this time I get really bored and start typing almost everything in the 'help' menus. I missed the "/" on the line below)

Kaz: adminhelp
(Then I get it right)
Kaz: ...wait, if the only admins are Sam and Dave....why is there a seperate andminhelp?
Kaz: ....I guess some questions are best left unanswered

Kaz has left.
(about 15 minutes pass here)
Kaz has entered.

Kaz: Still no one
Kaz: ....I wonder if a new section on Rinkworks'll open up called "It's a Bad Bad Bad Bad Play"
Kaz: nah.
Kaz: ....I wonder if people will be having their coffee breaks anytime soon
Kaz: ....I can't believe that I already wasted about 2 hours in the chatroom by MYSELF
Kaz: wow
Kaz: ....Well, Mousie showed up once
Kaz: Didn't have time to say that the play was over though :-(
Kaz: And someone else came too, someone starting with the letter 'J'
Kaz: I guess I scared that person off too. Well, at least I managed to put it into my play.....

(about 5 minutes pass between each of these actions)
* Kaz is bored
* Kaz is really bored
* Kaz is WAY beyond bordom by now
* Kaz wants to talk to someone, except everyone else is takeing exams

Kaz: Oh? Why am I not taking the exams?
Kaz: I am, just they're in the afternoon for me
Kaz: .....no one's showing up
Kaz: I guess I'll just go and study now, despite the fact that I don't want to
Kaz: Bye chatroom! I'll be comming back....er....AGAIN!

Kaz has left.
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-Ka"And that is that"z!