I never bought Smarties before in my life before people here started asking about them, so I haven't a clue about the pig and farmer on the wrapper.
As for the handwriting, now *I'm* going nuts trying to work out whether my handwriting looks male or female. I didn't even know there was an obvious difference in men's and women's handwriting. I can never tell from anybody else's, at least, though I can spot a doctor's handwriting a mile away. Never mind, Tranio, you're welcome to think whatever you like. And thank you for the song.

Brunnen-"actually, I had a friend write that out for me, bwa ha ha ... no, just kidding"G