Who can take some Jaffaaaaas,
'n' drop 'em in the maaaail,
Throw in a couple Smarties,
an' deliver without fail?

The candy maaaan...
The candy man can

The candy man can, 'cause they've got them in NZ, and Brunnen likes to shaaaare.


...A little song in honor of Brunnen-G and his/her generosity.

I have a question about the Smarties... are the pig and farmer regular 'spokesmen', or are there just a wide variety of different characters? Oh, and I noticed that the box opening is perforated right across each of their mouths. Is that so that you can open (let's say) the pig's head and let his smarts pour out of his mouth?
"Ayy, I'm your friendly Smarties pig and I've got stuff for you... here you go ...aacckk...hhuuugghh...ooouughh...wwouuuucccckkk.... There you are...eat up!"

By the way, Jaffas = yummy!

Tra "I have determined Brunnen-G's handwriting to be conclusive evidence of gender, however, I will respect his/her wishes and not tell anyone..... Nyaa, nyaa, nyaaa!" nio

P.s.: Don't nobody be gettin' no ideas 'bout my use of "man" in the song neither. It's just the way the song was originally done. Besides "The candy androgynous person" just doesn't flow.