> See, I turn my back for a mere six weeks, and this is what happens. Sorry I missed your big announcement, O Darien-who-says-icky-icky-ic.... ah, Darien-who-'til-recently-was-Lord-high-loser. I'll have to see if I can't scare up a nice shrubbery to go along with your bathmat. (IF you actually receive said bathmat, of course.)
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> Are any other big-time Rinky-dinks out there suddenly contemplating wuv and/or mawwiage? What else have I missed?
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> Iss "hmmm.....a RinkWorks soap opera could be amusing....." achar

Thanks, Iss. The subject of this message has caused me to have the theme song of The Dukes of Hazard running through my mind CONSTANTLY!!

Just a good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you never saw,
Been in trouble with the law,
Since the day they was born,

AHHH!!! Make it stop!!

Kel"Roscoe Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Coltrane"ly