> Well, time for the latest in a series of self-serving posts about what's going on in my life. And this one's a bit interesting, to my manner of thinking. Again, the usual disclaimer: if you don't want to listen to my pointless, self-serving banter and couldn't really care less what's going on in my life, you may feel free to ignore the rest of this message and if you're lucky I won't burn down your house and kill your family, though I may still staple your dog to a tree somewhere in the outskirts of Arkansas where rabid badgers will pester it all day long. Anyhow, on with the show.
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> I'm afraid I have to resign my post as Lord-high loser. This may come as a shock to some people (read: this will come as a shock to everybody), but I actually got myself a girlfriend. Amazing, no? Here's the even neater part; remember my last self-serving rant? My best friend Amber who I was going on and on about fighting with? Well, she's the one. Which brings me to an interesting question...
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> She has posted several times to the RinkForum, though she wouldn't be considered one of the irregular crowd. She posted here *long* before we were together, but I had met her beforehand. Are we still eligible for the bathmat?
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> I guess the moral of my story is: don't ever give up. It took me seven months, but I finally won her over. And, frankly, if *I* can do it, anybody on this forum can. And that is my last public statement as Lord-high loser. I now officially resign my position.
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See, I turn my back for a mere six weeks, and this is what happens. Sorry I missed your big announcement, O Darien-who-says-icky-icky-ic.... ah, Darien-who-'til-recently-was-Lord-high-loser. I'll have to see if I can't scare up a nice shrubbery to go along with your bathmat. (IF you actually receive said bathmat, of course.)

Are any other big-time Rinky-dinks out there suddenly contemplating wuv and/or mawwiage? What else have I missed?

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