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#190

People actually eat sunflower seeds, much to my puzzlement, but I think I've finally figured out a good reason why one might. Let's say you want to go camping in the wilderness and survive off the land. Well, let's face it. You try that, and you're gonna die. Man has long forgotten how to live off the land. But if you eat some sunflower seeds and a trowelful of soil before you go, the sunflower seeds, which will sprout and grow just about anywhere, will grow up your esophagus and out of your mouth, and then you can pick off the seeds and eat those, too. It's a never-ending supply of food, and all you really have to do for it, other than the initial investment of eating dirt, is spending a few hours each day with your mouth open and upward to let the sunlight in.