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#201

So the evil villain Murkon is back in this game called Murkon's Vengeance. It turns out, he wasn't dead after all. Imagine that -- a supervillain that doesn't die when he's killed. What are the odds, eh? Anyway, Murkon comes back to life, and he fights all the good guys that killed him the first time. Sometimes he finds a locked door and has to go find the key for it before progressing. Ok, now, let's say you're a hero adventurer, and you're afraid Murkon is going to do just what he does -- come back to life and slaughter everybody. Well I think you and I need to have a little talk about common sense safety. First, don't post the absolute wimpiest, weakest, lamest person in the whole history of civilization to guard the grave. Seriously, nobody this feeble exists anywhere else in the world. You can't make a character that wussy, but he's going to be the first line of defense against a supervillain that can come back from the dead. Right. Secondly, try hiding the keys to all the locked doors on the other side of them. You want to lock somebody in a dungeon somewhere, dummy, you keep the key on your side. Finally, sweep the area clean of all those strength potions and monster portals and empowerment pools and all that other stuff. It's bad enough to hand the guy keys to escape without also providing him with the ability to become the most powerful creature in the universe.