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#149

I hate it when I'm driving down the road, smell burnt oil or rubber and wonder, all paranoid, if it's my car or somebody else's. I think tires and motor oil should have custom smells, so we can identify right off whether we should be concerned or not. You start smelling vanilla cream on the highway, you know you're ok, but once the cranberry hits, pull over. No more paranoia. Making these custom smells good smells provides an alternative benefit. Say you're driving by one of those eternally putrescent paper mills: instead of gagging and choking, just speed up to 120 and throw on the hand brake.