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#63

I went fishing the other day. We used cross sections of a mackerel as bait. Fish are stupid. A big chunk of disembodied friend hangs in the water, and they want to eat it. I think people like fishing so much because it makes them feel like unbounded geniuses, in spite of the fact that they are standing outside in the wind and rain and freezing cold trying to catch something easily obtained at the local supermarket for significantly less than the price of the average fishing boat, tank of gas, rod, reel, hook, sinker, line, lure, bait, tackle box, and lunch box.