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#139

Fast food restaurants are prejudiced discriminating favoritists. You get a kid's meal, you get a toy. You get a grown-up meal, you get nothing. What's with the double standard? Do kids make up such a predominant percentage of the world's food-eating population that they have to be catered to to the exclusion of me? I think I'll open a fast food joint that gives away CDs, desk supplies, firecrackers, and stuff with each regular meal deal and nothing with the kids' meals. Parents everywhere will flock to me, because they'll say, "Hey, a restaurant that won't give my kids things I will step on!"