> > My wife tells me that if I can't fix something with duct tape and WD 40, I can't fix it. I wonder if she is trying to tell me something? I admit that I have this recurring dream where I open a large tool box and the only thing in there is a pile of duct tape rolls and cans of WD 40.
> > I've used that stuff on everything but a duct.
> > Let's take a pole: How many of you ever taped a duct with duct tape?
> > Howard
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> I'd rather take a poll. Poles sometimes hold things up(telephone poles) or have hooks on the end(fishing poles) and are about as useful for answering questions as they are for fishing for compliments. So, let's put back the pole(carefully) and try not to poke or electrocute ourselves. (:
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> Here's an irony: I've heard that duct tape isn't good for duct work.
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> Fawc"A sticky problem, no?"cett

You can fix fishing poles with duct tape! Only if you are only planning to catch really little fish, though. In which case you might as well just use a piece of string tied to a stick. You can bait the hook with a nice little shiny piece of duct tape. Some fish like shiny things and they don't care if they can eat it or not.

Brunnen-"continuing an already meaningless conversation"G