> I hate to admit it, but I actually did start a Howard club. The number of members is unknown, because we don't have dues, or meetings, or a clubhouse, or fundraisers, or newsletters and therefore a membership list is unnecessary. It would be very dull reading if we had one.
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> But we do have a spot on the web. See link.
> Howards

Well... maybe. I mean, we already know having the *middle* name of "Howard" qualifies you; would a surname count? Not that this applies to me personally, but it's gotta apply to somebody.

Nyperol"Real name doesn't even have an 'h' or a "d