> > > Any of you newbies who would like to be Supreme Dictator and Evil Overlord of the Forum should apply to Stephen, the current title holder. He'll add you to the schedule for termination just as soon as he can. We have had a bit of a surplus of Evil Overlords lately so I just thought I'd point that out to all you new people.

Jeez, I'm NOT an Evil Overlord! Just the Supreme Dictator and Ruler for Life! Why does that make me evil?

> > What about those of us that want to be Vice Suboordiante Regional Dictator and Somewhat Unpleasant Overlord? Is there a job opening there?
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> > Bal "You may adress me as Your Semi-Eminence" anthalus

You'd want to ask Issachar about that. I think I appointed him in charge of all underlings or something like that a while ago (I'm too lazy to check). He's been busy lately I believe, so you may be waiting a while.

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> Gosh, beats me. I haven't got any titles. I'm just in charge of taking out heretics for whatever evil overlord happens to be controlling my mind at any given time. Not that I do that anymore. Really.
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> Brunnen-"do I look like an employment agent to you?"G

Who is controlling your mind anyway? They don't seem to be doing a very good job :P

Stephen