> > > > Coca-Cola is good. Pepsi and Pepsi-derivatives are evil...
> > >
> > > This is where I step in. It's one thing to have an honest discussion about good and evil, but I must now point out that Faux Pas is apparently the most underhanded of you all. Not content simply to *be* evil, I see he has now taken to reversing truths in an attempt to lure others to evildoing as well.
> > >
> > > (Though I still say that clear Pepsi stuff was disgusting.)
> >
> > Of course an evil A.I. would say such a thing to besmirch another. All right-thinking people know that Coca-Cola is on the side of light. During the Cola Wars, it was PepsiCo working for the forces of darkness.
> >
> > Proof? Look at all the Coke ads. People of all races, creeds, and religions enjoying a nice, refreshing beverage. Look at Pepsi's ads: not just an advertisment to extoll their brand of sugar water, but a condemnation -- nay, accusations bordering on the slanderous -- of The Coca-Cola Company's fine products.
> >
> > Judge for yourself, fine people. Will you uphold the proud banner of all that is good and partake in a soft drink that stands for unity, peace, and freedom? Or will you join with the S.A.M.s of this world with their syrupy drink of evil?
> >
> > -Faux "[insert patriotic music here]" Pas
>
> And too, those cute polar bears are *pure white* the color of innocence and purity. The best Pepsi can come up with is a possessed little girl. Sounds evil to me.
>
> Drac "I do drink both though" imas


It's true! All true! Coke has always been about goodness; why let's all remember that magical moment when all boundaries were broken between a little kid and the mighty "Mean" Joe Green. --And by what? That's right..say it with me now...Coke.
How exactly can a normal little girl channel the spirits of the living? A normal girl can't. But an EVIL girl - yup, she can do anything she wants to because she is the spawn of the darkest,and most evil entity in the omniverse, known simply as: Pepsico.

If I were a Pepsi drinker (and I'm not -Thank Coke..er..I mean God), I would live in fear that I have drank the blood of evil, EVIL I say! And then I would drink all the Coke that I could, in hopes of saving my eternal soul from the damnation known as Pepsitory.

Je "this has been a paid advertisement for Coca-Cola, 'Drink Coke'" ff