> Here is your mission, should you choose to accept:
> There is a certain business partner and friend of mine that likes to call me Number 2. It's a joke to him, and I accept it as that, but I still want my revenge. The name is derived from more than one inside joke that I can't spill details on...I hope you can accept that.
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> What I need is a list of reasons why Number 2 is better than Number 1. I have been trying to come up with them myself, and have made up a few, but I can't get very far alone.

First 'Mission Impossible', then 'The Prisoner'. Mixed cultural references there.
Anyway, 'Because we're Number 2, we try harder' (now was that Avis or Hertz?)

en"I am not a number, I am a free man!"ile